What Your Favourite Sex Toy Says About You
Sex toys are as unique as we are, each one tailored to get people off. Whether super niche or a common favourite, here's what your sex toys say about you!
Vibrating Wand
A fan of the classics, you know what you want. A vibrating wand is your staple sex toy, and it knows how to get the job done. Whether you're looking to play it solo, or you're enjoying some company - you instinctively reach for your vibrating wand. You believe that variety is the spice of life and, like you used to collect Pokémon cards, you’ve collected all the attachments available to get the most out of your toy. Plus, you have a stiff neck and it really does a great job of working out the kinks.
Glass Dildo
Elegant and elevated. A glass dildo is so much more than a sex toy - it's a work of art. You appreciate the finer things in life, and appreciate the creativity that goes into making a piece of molten glass look like a purple eggplant. You're a tactile person and love experiencing new textures. Like the fascinating swirls of the Shakti Glass Dildo or the curvy sensations of Icicles No 52. Always keen to know more, you've now signed up for a local glass-blowing class to make your own!
Ben Wa Beads
You're on the move and don't have time to stop for a midday romp between meetings and cooking your dinner. Popping in these Ben Wa balls solves that issue, and gets you off while you're answering emails and roasting veggies. You don't go anywhere without your little love balls. You suddenly hope you catch all the red lights on the way home from work, and now have a pavlovian response to anything small and spherical.
Vibrating Cock Ring
One of the most considerate lovers out there, you know how to get the most out of each erection. Maximising pleasure for both you and your partner, you employ a vibrating cock ring to elevate your experience into one of transcendence. You have a selection of cock rings for any occasion. There's a P-spot massager for solo adventures, a vibrating rabbit for intense stimulation, and even a bat-shaped cock ring that is perfect for your Dracula role-play.
Butt Plug
You're not afraid of new experiences, and you like to explore yourself as much as you like exploring a partner. From vibrating plugs to those with Swarovski crystals embedded in their base, your P-spot loves an assortment of toys. If you're feeling especially brave, you might even break out your remote-controlled butt plug so a partner can bring you to your knees.
Handcuffs
“Hello Officer, yes I do have a current license to thrill.” You're so busy during your day-to-day life that you love to relinquish all responsibilities go with the flow when it comes to the bedroom. Handcuffs are the answer. Sometimes pairing your cuffs with a ball-gag or even a sexy police costume, handcuffs are your favourite accessory that you can take anywhere. They're also just what you need to restrain an actual criminal until the real police arrive.
Rabbit Vibrator
You've definitely seen Sex and the City, and Miranda's praise for 'The Rabbit' sparked your sex toy journey. Your first love stays with you forever, and your fierce loyalty to your rabbit vibrator always has you coming back for more. Your ruthless efficiency bleeds into your sex life. I mean, why stimulate your clitoris and G-spot separately when you can do it all at once while having an extra hand free?
Clitoral Stimulator
The clitoris definitely isn't a mystery to you. You know where your fun-button is and exactly how to press it! Life may be busy and uncertain, but your orgasms aren't! No matter how busy a day it was at the office or how many tantrums the kids threw on the way home, you know exactly how to unwind and forget about life for a few blissful minutes. A clitoral stimulator is the staple of your sex toy collection, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
Bullet Vibrator
You live by the motto 'bullet vibrators make the world go around' You adore using it with a partner for that extra bit of clitoral stimulation, and even when you're by yourself it never fails to get the job done. You love your bullet vibrator because it's small enough to take anywhere, but strong enough to knock your socks off every time. That's the kind of efficiency one appreciates in a fast-paced world. They say only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. But with your trusty bullet vibrator, you can add orgasms to that list.
Suction Cup Dildo
As adventurous as Lewis and Clark, you love to experiment with getting off in every room of your house. No surface is safe from having a dildo stuck to it, and that's just how you like it. Chores aren't your favourite activity so you decided to spice them up a little. Just finished a load of washing? Washing machine, meet dildo. Finished cleaning the floors? Linoleum, meet dildo. Finished cleaning the bathroom? Shower wall, meet dildo. In fact, maybe your house is only so spotless because of your suction cup friend? Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
