Satisfying length and girth, flexible, barely any smell, looks cool
This was my first dildo and still remains my favourite. It’s a great size
Impressively huge- don't know what to think!.
Stunned, yet impressed!? - 20 May, 2021
This thing is *a lot* bigger than expected. HOLY BALLS, it's a MONSTER!
Get this: Even horse cock dudes aren't this monstrous.
Vaginally, this is fine. Anally, no way can I use this. Still haven't taken it out of the packet, it's stunningly huge. I get shivers down my spine thinking about this. I wake up at night in cold sweats, terrified I'm begging to get brutalised by this. The reviews said it was a good starter dildo. I suppose that's true, if you're a cold b**ch you've just come out of a long-term highly sexual relationship you've had a few babies you love anal fisting.
I'm either going to:
-gift it as a prank. "Love you, but go f**k yourself"
-throw it at PM Steven Joice.
-try it on a one-night stand girl.
The good:
- doesn't stink of petroleum
- hot as hell
The bad:
- dare I take a cock this big?!
- OMG ruin my sl**t holes!?
All in all not a bad dildo, but it smelt fruity out of the package and it never really went away, eventually after awhile I binned it.
It’s the perfect length, perfect girth- everything you could ever need!
Really glad I got it! Good suction but I remember reading through the reviews before I brought and seen something about a smell. It does have a wee funky smell but nothing too overwhelming. Did find it was a bit bigger than I thought too lol
This is not a bodysafe dildo!! Smells toxic af and I would not put this near any holes, condom or not.
Smells weird but works okay.
Has a weird very strong smell that doesn’t go away even after multiple washes. Otherwise okay and does the job fine, suction cup works well
This is absolutely amazing and is great to use in the shower!! The colour is great too
Pretty decent, I just hate the strong smell of the material used in it. Good size though
Just the right amount of hard vs soft.
Betty Boob - 19 Jun, 2020
This is my first ever dildo and I was concerned it wasn't going to be hard enough for me to stick to a wall and ride but it really totally is! And soft enough that it feels nice too :)
Nice but overwhelming scent.
The suction cup is super strong and the flexibility is a tad rigid but overall for the money I would recommend! Make sure to wash it several times before use as there is almost an overwhelming smell of rubber.
Smell is a bit funky, but it’s a great size, good for beginners but still a nice size if not. Suction cup works wonders too. Very happy, will definitely buy more from this brand x
My favourite toy! Highly recommend :) it does have a slight smell to it, not that bad though.
Keep is Simple Stupid
A basic anybody should have in the closet, great on its own, utilising the suction or not utilising the suction. I originally got this for penetration in conjunction with the We-Vibe, should have gotten it sooner.
This was my first ever dildo purchase and I love it! Great size for me and I think is a perfect beginner/starting out dildo. Makes you feel decently full but not painful and is a realistic shape/size. Good suction too. I didn’t notice the rubbery smell at all really
This is a good basic starter. Suction cup works well, nice feeling material. Was too small in girth for me, turns out it’s quite a bit smaller than my hubby so will hopefully upgrade soon and keep this one just for the backdoor box. Hubby did love watching though! The other reviews mentioning the scent are accurate - it definitely has a powerful plasticky smell when it comes out of the packaging. I’m hoping it fades with use and time.
Great value. Suction cup wasn't too strong and it moved in the shower
Love how strong the suction is, good for shower use 👌🏽
