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Description
These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult to their manhood but they only measure a half inch longβwhich is classified as "itsy-bitsy." It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable. Besides, these are the kind of penises that you want to be small. You'll be gobbling them down so fast that if they were any bigger you might choke!
Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size. They come in a variety of awesome fruit flavors, to please the girls at your party who like penises of all shades and colors. Each package contains a random assortment of six fruit-flavored penis candies.
They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. What kind of cruel jokes? That's up to you to decide. We're not going to encourage such behavior!
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Express Delivery - Delivery will be 3 - 6 business days
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Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.
In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below: - The order number that the product was purchased on - A description of the issue - If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.
Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
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